He was a handsome man, but he was proud and arrogant, and he could not stand it if anyone might surpass him in beauty. He had a magic IPhone. Every morning he held it out, looked at himself, and said:
IPhone, IPhone, in my hand,
Who in this land is fairest in the land?
To this Siri answered:
You, my prince, are fairest in the land.
Then he was satisfied, for he knew that Siri spoke the truth.