The danger is I'm dangerous
And I might just tear you apart

Kill of the Night - Gin Wigmore

He was a handsome man, but he was proud and arrogant, and he could not stand it if anyone might surpass him in beauty. He had a magic IPhone. Every morning he held it out, looked at himself, and said:

IPhone, IPhone, in my hand,
Who in this land is fairest in the land?

To this Siri answered:

You, my prince, are fairest in the land.

Then he was satisfied, for he knew that Siri spoke the truth.