He was a handsome man, but he was proud and arrogant, and he could not stand the thought that anyone might surpass him in beauty. Every morning he beheld his image in his magical iPhone and asked:
“iPhone, iPhone, in my hand,
Who is fairest in the land?”
To this Siri answered:
“You, my prince, are fairest in the land.”
And he was satisfied, for he knew that Siri spoke the truth.